bah i need bookmarks

my table's in a huge mess because of the random pieces of paper i have strewn all over, because i have my wallet, calculator, pencilbox, clock and random other things on it, and also because i have a number of books next to chuzzle (i've taken to naming my laptop). which is well and good, and does't bother me at all, except that i am in the middle of reading a tome about the british constitution (which is very very interesting considering the british don't exactly have a constitution. yes. so it's a tome about something that doesn't exist. one wonders how big the book on the universe will have to be)

the point is, i had to mark out the page i stopped reading in the tome. being lazy and anyway not possessing any bookmarks, i decided to use my precious room keys to mark the page instead.

and then i left my room to go to the toilet.

slamming my sturdy room door after me.

did i add that the door is self-locking?

BAH!