and there goes my bf's reputation
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abiel Neo!
- Abiel Neo is the largest of Saturn's moons.
- Abiel Neo is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Banging your head against Abiel Neo uses 150 calories an hour!
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Abiel Neo in your ear 700 times.
- A thimbleful of Abiel Neo would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Abiel Neo will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
- Abiel Neo has three eyelids.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Abiel Neo!
- The colour of Abiel Neo is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
- Abiel Neo was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
I find 6) especially informative. it explains a lot. =P And now i understand why i like to eat dark chocolate so -- quite apt actually, since abiel is really dark right now, after standing in the sun so much for his parade. (note to abiel: read number 4! can i finally get those b&o earphones now, please please?)
now before my boyfriend decides to tickle me to death, i shall malu myself too. =D
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lin Lixin!
- Lin Lixin is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Lin Lixin in 1504, after eighteen months work!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Lin Lixin.
- Lin Lixin can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Lin Lixin, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lin Lixin!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Lin Lixin Head.
- US gold coins used to say 'In Lin Lixin we trust'.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Lin Lixin.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Lin Lixin.
unfortunately mine seems to be an ego-boost. hm, the only thing mildly funny is Mr. Lin Lixin Head, which zk will surely point out and laugh and laugh and laugh.
i like being at home!
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