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and there goes my bf's reputation

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abiel Neo!

  1. Abiel Neo is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  2. Abiel Neo is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  3. Banging your head against Abiel Neo uses 150 calories an hour!
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Abiel Neo in your ear 700 times.
  5. A thimbleful of Abiel Neo would weigh over 100 million tons!
  6. Abiel Neo will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  7. Abiel Neo has three eyelids.
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Abiel Neo!
  9. The colour of Abiel Neo is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  10. Abiel Neo was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
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I find 6) especially informative. it explains a lot. =P And now i understand why i like to eat dark chocolate so -- quite apt actually, since abiel is really dark right now, after standing in the sun so much for his parade. (note to abiel: read number 4! can i finally get those b&o earphones now, please please?)

now before my boyfriend decides to tickle me to death, i shall malu myself too. =D

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lin Lixin!

  1. Lin Lixin is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Lin Lixin in 1504, after eighteen months work!
  3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Lin Lixin.
  4. Lin Lixin can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Lin Lixin, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lin Lixin!
  7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Lin Lixin Head.
  8. US gold coins used to say 'In Lin Lixin we trust'.
  9. Grapes explode if you put them inside Lin Lixin.
  10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Lin Lixin.
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unfortunately mine seems to be an ego-boost. hm, the only thing mildly funny is Mr. Lin Lixin Head, which zk will surely point out and laugh and laugh and laugh.

i like being at home!

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